the power to transform into Kanye West

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The Power to Power

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to see via toe nails

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to not finish your....

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The power of hindsight

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!