the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The ability to like this post

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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mint berry crunch

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The power of love

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!