the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to not be funny

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!