Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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the ability to die on command

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to eat socks

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to even

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The ability to smell colors

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to become famous on vine

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!