The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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mint berry crunch

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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the power to be in AA.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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make youself dumb

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to die at will.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!