- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to be gay on command.

the super power of being a housewife..

The power to fart in colour

the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to reed a platypus mind.

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

The ability to become shit forever.

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The power to shoot iron from your blood

the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

Pointless Super Powers