To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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the power to read your own mind

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to die at will.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!