the power to shape shift to yourself

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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the power to see through windows.;.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to like any show

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!