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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.
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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers
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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.
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The power to be french.
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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.
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Power to instantly turn drunk
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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.
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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.
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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.
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The ability to live forever but age quicker.
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the power to eat cheese 24/7
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make youself dumb
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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.
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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.
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the ability to glow in the light.
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mint berry crunch
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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead
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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.
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the ability to die on command
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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.
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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.
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The power to have really sweaty palms.
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The power to be Chuck Norris
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The power to eat socks
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!