The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to even

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!