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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.
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The power to become famous on vine
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The power to do something as powerful as thin air
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The power to die at will.
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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.
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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.
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the ability to die on command
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the ability to levitate
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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath
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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.
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the power to summon a pen, once
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The power to sneeze scissors
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The power to find the droid you're looking for.
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Power to make it rain sideways.
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The power to die
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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.
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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.
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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.
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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity
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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview
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the power to half transform to something.
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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you
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the power to take ipecac without throwing up
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The power to hold your breath when you die
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!