- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to even

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

to randomly self destruct at any time

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

The power to sneeze scissors

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

The power to become famous on vine

The power to not care.

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

Pointless Super Powers