the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The ability to jump

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The power to not see anything

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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75% levitation

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!