- Pointless Super Powers

The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

The power to negate all powers including your own.

the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

the power to not have super powers...

The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

The power of being aquaman.

The power of minding your own business

The power to know who farted at any time.

the power to be alive but only when awake

the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to not be color blind.

The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

the power to ejaculate lava.

The Power to Fail in Failing

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!