The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +63

the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The power to die

thumb_up thumb_down +45

The power to be invisable when your dead

thumb_up thumb_down +142

The power to extend your pinky toe

thumb_up thumb_down +104

The power to lose all your limbs

thumb_up thumb_down +94

The power to control weather on Mars

thumb_up thumb_down +92

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

thumb_up thumb_down +90

the power to read your own mind

thumb_up thumb_down +84

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

thumb_up thumb_down +84

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

thumb_up thumb_down +62

the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to find the droid you're looking for.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

the ability to give a potato an orgasm

thumb_up thumb_down +4

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +93

The power... to move you.

thumb_up thumb_down +93

the power to make your nipples dissappear

thumb_up thumb_down +91

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

thumb_up thumb_down +81

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

thumb_up thumb_down +79

The power to fly in tornadoes

thumb_up thumb_down +73

The power to hold your breath when you die

thumb_up thumb_down +73

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!