The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

The power to do a hand stand with your feet

The power to do something as powerful as thin air

the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

The power to stop existing.

The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

The power of turning butter into concrete.

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power to swallow instead of spit

the ability to wake up on an elephant

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!