the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to sneeze scissors

The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

The power to give someone the power to give the power.

The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to not do it.

the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

the power to catch em' all

The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

The power of telepathy but only when you alone

The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

The power to create powers

To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

The power to never come into existence

The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

The power to erect your nipples at will.

The power to do everything that you can do.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!