The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!