The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

the power to see through windows.;.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

the power to be good at something your already good at.

The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!