The power to become famous on vine

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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the ability to die on command

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The power of hindsight

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the ability to levitate

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!