The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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the power to half transform to something.

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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the power to animate condiments

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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the ability to die on command

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The power to touch your toes

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!