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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!