- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

The power to shit on the ceiling

The power to digest corn.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The power to see in black and white at will.

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to touch your toes

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

Power to instantly turn drunk

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to Rage Against The Machine

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

Pointless Super Powers