The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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the power of words

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the power to have an idea..

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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he power to make mistakes

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!