The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!