The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

The power that will grant you no power.

the power to shape shift to yourself

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The power to see oxygen.

the power to read your own mind

The power to ignore useful information

the power to summon a pen, once

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to speak using their mouth

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!