The power to fart snot

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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A solar-powered flashlight.

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

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The Ability to "Tighten up"

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the ability to think you can fly

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The power to pee backwards.

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The power to kill Pedobear.

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Menstrual blood bending!

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The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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The ability to see your own imagination.

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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The ability to pee your pants at will.

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The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!