the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car

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the ability to sell Al Gore

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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the ability to hover

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the ability to burn in hell

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the ability to go the speed limit

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The power to grammar.

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The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target

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the power to do totally nothing

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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the ability to have sex with a sand spur

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the power to sizzle like bacon

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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The power to have food poisoning but only after eating taco bell.

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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The power to look into the past

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the power to let it not be rape if you yell "surprise!"

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The power

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.

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The power not to be Chuck Norris

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Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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The ablity to hate everything.

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The ability to park very acurately

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!