The power to FLY when you're blind

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the ability to think you can fly

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ability to find good woman drivers

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The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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The ability to hold your breath forever, but only in an oxygen-rich environment.

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The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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The ability have sex with Betty White

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The power to fart snot

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The power to kill Pedobear.

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The ability to see your own imagination.

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The power to lick your own tongue

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the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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A solar-powered flashlight.

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!