The Ability to "Tighten up"

thumb_up thumb_down +184

The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

thumb_up thumb_down +118

The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

thumb_up thumb_down +101

The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

thumb_up thumb_down +220

The power to FLY when you're blind

thumb_up thumb_down +174

The power to kill Pedobear.

thumb_up thumb_down +166

The power to lick your own tongue

thumb_up thumb_down +152

The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

thumb_up thumb_down +130

the power to listen to music when you have headphones

thumb_up thumb_down +58

The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

thumb_up thumb_down +201

The power to fart snot

thumb_up thumb_down +171

The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

thumb_up thumb_down +166

The power to be invisible if you're blind

thumb_up thumb_down +114

A solar-powered flashlight.

thumb_up thumb_down +76

The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

thumb_up thumb_down +213

The ability to hold your breath forever, but only in an oxygen-rich environment.

thumb_up thumb_down +151

The ability to see your own imagination.

thumb_up thumb_down +149

The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

thumb_up thumb_down +109

The ability have sex with Betty White

thumb_up thumb_down +35

The ablity to crash your computer.

thumb_up thumb_down +180

the ability to see fairy's

thumb_up thumb_down +110

The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

thumb_up thumb_down +183

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!