Menstrual blood bending!

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The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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The power to kill Pedobear.

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The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

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The Ability to "Tighten up"

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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The power to write comments about orgasms in this site.

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the ability to see fairy's

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meh.

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Smoke vision

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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the power to smell like feet

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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the ability to think you can fly

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!