The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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Everything Hawkeye does

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to become famous on vine

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!