The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power of bad luck

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!