The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to die at will

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!