The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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the power to create a meme

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power think five times slower.

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the power to fire my lazer

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!