- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to breathe slightly faster

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The power to ejaculate at command

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

The capability to draw penises very well

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

The power to sharpen a pen

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The power to always be at half mast.

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

the power to create a meme

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

The Power to believe you have superpowers

Pointless Super Powers