the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to think about useless power

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The power to change lemonade into lemons.

The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

The power to walk 1% faster.

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

the power to sit

To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

the power to cook sandwiches when married

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

The power to see water one meter behind you.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!