The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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the power to create a meme

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The power think five times slower.

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!