The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The ability to die instantly

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to turn cake into pie

the power to see stuff

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

To be able to generate cancer at will

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to crap without pissing.

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

Power to sleep without eyelids

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

The Power to touch MC Hammer

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!