The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!