The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to divide by 0

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power of hindsight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!