The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to self destruct

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!