The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to bread toast!

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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the power to misspell

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!