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the power to fly in space
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The power to create another human
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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.
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the power to spell words wrong
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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.
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the ability to see through air
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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.
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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around
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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.
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The power to like Justin Bieber
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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
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The power to be normal and average
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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth
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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea
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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.
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I'm a giant di
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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.
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The power to ejaculate at command
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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.
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The power to not write pointless powers.
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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.
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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.
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The power to bread toast!
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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!