- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to smell whore

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The ability to police irony

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to speak using their mouth

the power to poop every 5 minutes

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

Pointless Super Powers