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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.
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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public
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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire
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The power to like any show
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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.
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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.
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The power to shit out toilet paper.
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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)
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The power to shoot iron from your blood
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The power to wish you had a power
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Having taste buds in your anus.
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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)
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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.
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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders
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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily
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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person
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The power to smile uncontrollably.
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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."
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The power to sense if an object is sharp.
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The power to get laid by your right hand.
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the power to fly in space
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The power to have superpowers from the beginning
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The Power of Anti-Sex
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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!