The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

the power to fly in space

The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

the ability to see through air

The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

Nothing

The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

The power to teleport small dogs

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to be normal and average

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!