The power to encounter an internal server error

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to never end your .

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!