The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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the power to herd cats

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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the ability to see through air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!