- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to fly while masturbating.

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

to zap people but only yourself

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

The power to be powerless

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to not have a superpower

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to only see glass.

The power to ignore useful information

the power to randomly die at any moment

Pointless Super Powers