The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to be oppressed by everything

Nothing

The power to teleport small dogs

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power to be blind

The power to be Chuck Norris

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to think you love her but you don't.

The power to fly while masturbating.

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!