- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be blind

The power to be Chuck Norris

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The power to turn your navel upside down

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The power to get arrested

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

Pointless Super Powers