The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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the power to die on the spot

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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the ability to see through air

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to be blind

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!