The power to die

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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the power to fly in space

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!