The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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the power to smell like ham

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The super power to shine in daylight

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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Nothing

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to be blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!