the power to become demented

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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to be shitty

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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open up pickles glass

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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power to age faster

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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the power to eat bread

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!