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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.
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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....
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The power to be powerless
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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers
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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second
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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex
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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.
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anything Aquaman does
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The power to fall asleep each time you
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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.
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The power to ignore useful information
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The ability to control Do-Do Birds
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The power to climb ladders faster.
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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past
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the power to stop masturbating every day
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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.
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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year
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the power to write comic books
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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.
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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.
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the power to jump, but only on any surface
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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.
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The ability to get shot, for real.
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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!