To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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the ability to die without any control

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to see through horses

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!