- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

The power to have a V8

The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

The power to control yourself

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

the power to remember th...

The power to take a crap.

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

The power to drown on land.

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The power to teleport small dogs

The power of having the highest rated comment

the ability to walk through your clothes

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

Nipple Radar.

The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

Pointless Super Powers