- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly into the sun.

The power to lick your balls.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to sweeten sugar

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The power to drain people's phone battery

The power to ejaculate napalm

The Power to Fail in Failing

The power to teleport small dogs

the ability to blow yourself

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

I'm a giant di

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

Pointless Super Powers