The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to never come into existence

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the power to spell words wrong

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to fly when in something flying

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Nothing

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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the power to morph into yourself

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!