The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The ability to like this post

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The ability to police irony

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The ability to change your weight

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!