The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!