The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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the power to create a meme

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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the power to get sick

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to get arrested

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!