- Pointless Super Powers

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

the power to morph into yourself

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The power to glow... in the dark...

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power of night-blindness.

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to smell through your arse.

The power to be alone

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!