the ability to be on Oprah but only in the crowd

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The ability to have an acid flashback everytime your at a redlight.

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the power to transform into a young Ethiopian school girl with one leg who can control platypuses.

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The ability to look really good, but your invisible.

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the power to be invisible but when you're alone

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The power of Pinesol baby

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The power to enjoy a raw oyster and not gag.

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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the power to shit brixs!

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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The power to walk through the opened doors

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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The ability to detach my nose and place it anywhere I want.

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The ability to grow trees out of money.

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The power to make snow yellow

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The power to see five seconds into the future.

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the power to suck your elbow

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The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

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The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

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the ability to stay in the same place while running

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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The power to achieve orgasm within 3 seconds

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!