- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

The power of the most useless power and have that power.

The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

the power to dislike this power

The power to do everything that you can do.

the ability to see through air

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

the ability to type slower.

The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

The ability to part hair.

The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

Pointless Super Powers