- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of exploding when you think.

The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

The power to see other peoples dreams.

THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

The power to like any show

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

the power to cook sandwiches when married

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power drown in water

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

the power of mind controlling...yourself

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

the power to be friends with Donald trump

Pointless Super Powers