- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

the power to be friends with Donald trump

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

The power to have a pointless power.

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

the power to smell like ham

The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

The ability to swim in water.

The power to smell a fart upwind.

the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

The power to never come into existence

The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

Pointless Super Powers