- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

being allergic to dairy and soy

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

Invisible handwriting.

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to walk 1% faster.

The power to make remotes invisible

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

the power to stop masturbating every day

The power to be special just like everyone else.

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

the power to inhale and exhale air

Pointless Super Powers