- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to poop standing up

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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the power to become demented

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

the power to turn retarted

Being alive (until you die).

The ability to smell colors

The power to understand irony.

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The power to lose all your limbs

to zap people but only yourself

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

Pointless Super Powers