- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The power to change the color of your saliva.

The ability to part hair.

the power to eat when your hungry

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

Nothing

The power to die on command.

The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

The ability to be poor for life

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

Pointless Super Powers