The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to never come into existence

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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to poop a penny every year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!