The power to clap 14 times a second

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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the power of fart helium

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!