- Pointless Super Powers

the ability to go the speed limit

The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

The ablity to hate everything.

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the power to let it not be rape if you yell "surprise!"

The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car

The power to make someone hiccup just by touching them once

Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

The power to turn off anyone else's high beams.

The power to get older 10 times faster then normal

the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

The Power the run away when there is a crime

The ability to pee your pants at will.

the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

the ability to burn in hell

The ability to laugh from this joke: "The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it".

the ability to have sex with a sand spur

the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.

The power to have food poisoning but only after eating taco bell.

The power to time travel to the present moment

The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!