The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to see into the present

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The ability to die instantly

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!