the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

The power to push "pull" doors

the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

The power to see but only with eyes????

The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

The ability to be raped.

the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

The power to do everything that you can do.

to poop a penny every year

The power to run as fast as a snail.

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

The power to see through anything except air.

The power to draw a perfect circle.

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!