- Pointless Super Powers

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to swim on land.

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to permanently shorten your own penis

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to poo without wiping.

The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to do nothing with your life.

the power to get sick

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

The power to fly if you are eating.

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!