- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

Having the power to stand still

The power to die

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

The power to see the past.

The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

The power to teleport yourself one step away

Balls.

The ability to smooth a criminal

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to summon a lamp... Once.

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

the power to relive the least important moments in history

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

Pointless Super Powers