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The power to smell people's moods
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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee
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the power to become translucent
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The power of 12% levetation
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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.
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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.
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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.
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the ability to only crap while on a toilet
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The power to turn into a skittles bag
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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp
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the power to make food shrimp.
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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap
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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers
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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before
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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours
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The power to smell through your arse.
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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?
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The power to be special just like everyone else.
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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)
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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding
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The power to volunteer as tribute.
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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything
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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian
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Justin Bieber
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!