- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The power to turn your navel upside down

The power to smell any point in time

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to jerk off with no hands.

The power to be missed when present.

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

Pointless Super Powers