The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!