The power to instantly ginger-fy random strangers on the other side of the world.

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the ability to control ants actions but you can't control more than 1 ant in the same time.

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the power to sit down in mid air

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the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car

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the power to shit brixs!

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the ability to hear yourself think

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The ability to handle the truth.

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The power to put both socks on at the same time.

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The power to make snow yellow

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the power to be invisible but when you're alone

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the power to have the best sex in the world, but only when your in a coma.

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The power to achieve orgasm within 3 seconds

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The power not to be Chuck Norris

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The power to make your dick a poontang seeker.

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to be under 9000

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The power to not know your super power

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the ability to burn in hell

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the power to travel to the center of the earth

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ability to pee when around a bathroom

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the power to stop your addiction to placebos

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The ability to have a Prius the literally yells out "IIIIIII"MMMMM GAY"

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the power to increase the price of houses but only those you want to buy!

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the ability to sell Al Gore

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The power to find out what a baby spider is thinking at any given moment.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!