The power to enjoy a raw oyster and not gag.

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the power to shit brixs!

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the ability to control ants actions but you can't control more than 1 ant in the same time.

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the power to have the best sex in the world, but only when your in a coma.

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The power not to be Chuck Norris

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The ability to handle the truth.

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the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car

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The power to live with only one kidney

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the ability to hear yourself think

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the power to sit down in mid air

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The power to make snow yellow

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The power to make your dick a poontang seeker.

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the power to be invisible but when you're alone

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The ability autotune text.

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The power to achieve orgasm within 3 seconds

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The power to put both socks on at the same time.

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ability to pee when around a bathroom

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the power to stop your addiction to placebos

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to be under 9000

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The power to find out what a baby spider is thinking at any given moment.

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the power to travel to the center of the earth

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the power to eat 3 times the amount of jello that a normal person can

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The power to piss rainbows only in torrential downpours.

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the ability to burn in hell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!