The power to achieve orgasm within 3 seconds

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

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The power to moonwalk backwards

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the power to travel to the center of the earth

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the power to increase the price of houses but only those you want to buy!

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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the ability to be a cartoon but get canceled

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the power to be invisible but when you're alone

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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The power to make PC's turn into dried crap the moment the person with this ability touches them.

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The power to reverse crab walk at extremely high speeds

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The power to pee backwards.

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The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

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Backwards speak to power the.

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The power to see through your own clothes, nothing else.

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the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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A solar-powered flashlight.

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the power to charge car batteries.

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the ability to talk like Bill Cosby

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the ability to be in a video game sold in Africa

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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to be under 9000

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The power to piss lemon juice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!