The ability to be the best hacker in the world but if ill use my abilities ill die.

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The power to kiss your own elbow

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the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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The ability to pee while sleeping.

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The ability to laugh listening to Trololo

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The ability to be a janitor at Disney World

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The power to cum every time you show your private parts.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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the power to shit cellulose

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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The ability have sex with Betty White

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the power to speak morse code .

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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The power to teabag bear- traps at will

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The power to make deaf people see again.

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power of see inside your eyes.

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The power to see your neighbor without looking.

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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The power to reverse crab walk at extremely high speeds

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The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!