the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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the power to fail at life

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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the power to jerk off

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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boo

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!