The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to science.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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the power to write on cellophane

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!