The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to lock open doors

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The ability to read braile.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to plank

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!