Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to like this power

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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penis

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to die.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!